Christmas Chocolate

I don't know what to write about. Umm well I think because I am stuffing my mouth with leftover Christmas chocolate that I should at least mention the effects, or possible effects that chocolate has over Christmas. It starts on December 1st and does not end until on or about January 7th. Chocolate. It's everywhere. And comes in every variety known to man at this time of year and it always looks so beautiful. With nuts, without nuts, with sprinkles and bows, with shapes like bears and animals. Decorated with white frosting, or left in a chunk, its everywhere, its everywhere, and you're about to be a fat fuck! (lol that rhymed!)This is the time of year that Hershey's can go to hell. Nothing but "homemade" chocolate…stuff will do! And so we eat. Week one is over and we think to ourselves… "Oh boy, I better slow down on those chocolates". But when we see them again in all their décor, we are rendered helpless. By the time week three rolls around were drunk on chocolate. It's been said that "large amounts of chocolate can give you the same high as being in love!" BEING IN LOVE! Did you know that so much was wrapped up in the yummy M&M? I knew this but it still baffles me. So that's why everyone loves Christmas. They think they are all good, happy, Christians, celebrating the birth of the Lord, but really the world has been conditioning them for euphoria since December 1st and now they're just roaming about the stores and malls, high on chocolate and saying (in a drunken voice, mind you) "Its Christmas and I don't even care if I get fat. I was already half way to fat when it all began anyways." And so they eat. By the time January 7th comes around we are all piling into work in a mad attempt to fill our last urges when we realize that, (Dum, Dum, Dum….) "it's gone". This is why everyone goes through those "post holiday blues". They're not sad that Christmas is over, they are in full blown detox and their bodies and minds are going "what the hell? Where's the happiness ya bastard?". Of course they have no idea where it was coming from and so they suffer for a few more weeks, tired, withdrawn, and attempting to lose the traditional 10 that won't allow their pants to button with ease anymore.